Filipinos are said to be naturally funny and entertaining people. We tend to put humor at everything, even at the most serious of situations.

One of the proofs to this would be the local mobile phone networks being clogged by witty forwarded quotes in the form of text messages aimed to be circulated around to cause amusement. There have also been killer one-liners posted by our friends in Facebook, Twitter and other social networking sites that never fail to crack us up.

Late last year, the success of Star Cinema’s most recent romantic comedy film, My Amnesia Girl, starring A-list actors, John Lloyd Cruz and Toni Gonzaga, was highly attributed to its constant reference to various “pick-up lines*” many Filipinos have come to relate themselves to. And from then on, people never stopped throwing these cheesy yet humorous one-liners to each other.

This season of love, we bring you a collection of the most entertaining and humorous yet the most appealing and romantic killer lines that you can find spread through different avenues. However these lines appear to you, they are sure to bring a smile to your face.

Get ready for a big dose of laughter and mush as you scroll this page down!

“I forgot my number. Can I have yours?"

“Masasabi mo bang bobo ako… kung ikaw lang ang laman ng utak ko?

“I'm looking for my wife. Will you marry me?”

“Buti pa ang email… may attachment.”

"Kalawang ka ba? Kasi unti-unti mong kinakain ang bakal na puso ko."

"Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung lagi akong nahuhulog sa'yo?"

"Uy, teka lang. Sama ako. Sabi kasi nila, 'Follow your dreams'."

Kung ikakasal ka, saan mo gusto? Ako kasi sa tabi mo."

"Are you a terorrist? Because you're a Bomb!"

"Ang liit lang pala ng kamay mo? Pero paano mo nahahawakan ang mundo ko?"

"Pwede bang tumingin ka sa'kin habang nakatingin ako sayo? Para may pag-tingin tayo sa isa't isa."

"Kailangan mo ba ng tutor? Tuturuan kitang mahalin ako."

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"

"Kung magiging subject ka, gusto ko ikaw ang pinakamahirap... para sa'yo lang ako babagsak."

"Itutuwid ko ang landas mo... para sa akin ka didiresto."

"Miss, trash can ka ba? Tinatanggap mo ba ang isang basurang tulad ko?"

"Tumataba ka na yata ha... bumibilog... at unti-unting... nagiging mundo ko.

"Inii-SMALL ka man nila, inii-BIG naman kita."

"Ayoko na sa sarili ko! Gusto mo sa'yo na lang ako?"

"Did the sun come out or you just smiled at me?"

"Magaling ka raw sa Algebra? So,can you substitute my 'X' without asking 'Y'?"

"Ulan ka ba? Kasi lupa ako, Sa ayaw at sa gusto mo, sa akin ang bagsak mo."

"Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight? Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?"

"May MMDA ba rito? Nagkabanggaan kasi mga puso natin."

"If you hold 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."

"Are you a PS game? Because I hope you're not Tekken."

"I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?"

"Bagyo ka ba? Kasi the moment you left my area of responsibility, you left my heart in the state of calamity."

"Nov. 1 ngayon ah, may dadalawin ka ba? Ako na lang dalawin mo… tutal naman patay na patay ako sa ‘yo."

“May butas ba yang puso mo? Na-trap kasi ako. And I can't find my way out.”

“Pagod na pagod ka na no? Maghapon ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko eh.”

“I'm really good at Algebra… but I’m having trouble getting your digits."

“Para kang test paper, Nauubos ang oras ko kakatitig lang sa‘yo.”

“May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Magdala raw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.”

“Dalawang beses lang naman kitang nais makasama… Now and Forever.”

“May lason ba ang mga mata mo? Nakakamatay kasi ang titig mo.”

“Parang wala ako sa sarili ko. Siguro nasa iyo ako.”

“Ibenta mo na bahay at lupa n’yo… libre naman tumira sa puso ko.”

“Maging cactus ka man, handa akong masaktan… mayakap ka lang.”

“Alam mo bagay sa’yo yang damit mo… pero mas bagay ako sa’yo.”

“Can I take your picture? Because I want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas…”

“Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw… kasi ‘pag wala ka, ‘down’ ako.”

“Can you recommend a good bank where I can make a deposit? Because I’m planning to save all my love for you.”

“Do not leave your valuable things unattended. Kaya dito lang ako sa tabi mo.”

“Alam mo bang scientist ako? At ikaw ang LAB ko.”

“Nurse ka ba? May heart complication kasi ako… either ‘I C U’ or ‘U C me’.”

“Alam mo bang pwede kitang idemanda ng ‘Trespassing’? Kasi basta-basta ka na lang pumapasok sa isip ko!”

“Sana ako na lang ang right hand mo… para tuwing National Anthem ako ang nasa puso mo.”

“Grabe, ang dami na ng mga pick-up lines ngayon. Wala na nga akong maisip na iba eh… kundi ikaw.”